After much deliberation with a team of scientists, in which one person was an actual scientist (it may have been me but still) I have come to the conclusion that I will open myself to art trades, now don't all start clamouring at once. The selection process shall be intense. You must prove to me that you are a cool dude or dudette, and are in possession of great quantities of swag. Once this is done however, art such as this http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/237/f/1/duck_present_by_twisted_melody13-d5cdfrf.jpg may be yours!
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